WTF Is Wrong With My Website?

Digital Sanity Sessions

For creators, consultants, and business owners
who are quietly spiraling over their site, SEO, or systems—
and just want someone to help make sense of the mess.

Welcome to the part of the internet where someone finally helps you make sense of it all.

You Don’t Need Another Course. You Need a Digital Translator.

  • You’re not sure what your website is doing—or not doing—for your business.
  • You’ve hired contractors, but you don’t really know if they’re doing it right.
  • You feel like your tech stack is a tangled ball of string.
  • You're launching something new but aren’t sure your foundation is solid.
  • SEO? AI? WTF? You’re trying—but it’s not clicking yet.

You’re not alone. And you’re not crazy.
Most digital problems aren’t actually hard—they’re just not being explained in a way you can act on. That’s where I come in.

Here’s What We’ll Untangle Together

Mini Digital Audit

I’ll comb through your website, pages, content flow, and basic SEO setup to flag:

  • What’s breaking trust
  • What’s blocking conversions
  • What’s missing, outdated, or inconsistent
  • Plus what to fix first (and how)

Your WTF Report

A simple, human-readable summary of:

  • The current issues (tech, SEO, flow, AI-readiness)
  • The quick wins
  • The “burn it down” zones (optional, but sometimes necessary)

Custom GPTs

I’ll create up to 3 AI tools just for your business:

  • Content assistant trained on your tone + niche
  • FAQ or SOP generator for your workflow
  • SEO or ideas assistant to keep you visible and consistent

1:1 Strategy Sessions

You get 2x/month private calls with me.
We’ll prioritize, plan, and get you unstuck—whether you’re relaunching, hiring help, or just trying to breathe easier.

On-Call Tech Translator

Got a confusing proposal from a contractor?
Someone sending you random spreadsheets and jargon?
Forward it to me. I’ll help you make smart decisions, fast.

You’ll walk away with:

  • Clarity on what’s really going on with your site + systems
  • An action plan that doesn’t require a full rebuild (unless you want one)
  • GPTs to help you write, publish, and plan smarter
  • The confidence to move forward, with or without a full team

This Is Not…

This is not a hands-off website audit. This is not an AI tutorial. This is not another content system you’ll abandon in two weeks.

This is clarity, strategy, and deeply customized support—with just the right amount of sass.

What It Costs to Stop Guessing and Start Fixing

This is high-touch work, and I only take a few clients at a time to go deep.

Most clients work with me for 2–6 months, starting at $1500/mo.
We’ll map your current state, needs, and goals in a short call before confirming a package.

Not Sure What’s Wrong? That’s Literally My Job.

Let’s start with a quick conversation.
Book a free 20-minute call. No pitch, no pressure—just an honest look at what’s working, what’s not, and whether I can help you get your digital sh*t together (without burning it all down).

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